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Pose 69 (Joke) December 23, 2010

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Once a girl is quite fantasized about “69″. She has a regular

boyfriend they have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic

dinner.

After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do “69″.
But the Boyfriend doesn’t have any idea about what is 69.
Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to

do 69.
she asks him to lay down…and she then lays on top of him in

reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he

does as the GF tells him to do.

they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking

that He will, by the time, get excited by this.
but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart…directly on her

BF’s face.
GF quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for

some more time.

after 1 min she has to let go one another fart….this time

bigger than the previous.
The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and

yells at her..

“If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD”

Jokes March 31, 2010

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1)

lun kehnda:   mje banda lai janda ultian sadia aa jandia

fuddi kehndi:  mje banda lai janda ultian lun diyan ho jandia, mooh sada paat janda

jhooyan kehndian: mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande saade mar jande aa

tatte kehnde : mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande jhooyan de mar jande, chapeda sanu pai jandiaya

mumme kehnde: mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande jhooyan de mar jande, chapeda tattian nu pai jandiaya, fade asi jane aa

2)

Lady – shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady – 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo
Kya lena hai…

3)

Husband – sex ho jaye ?
Wife – no
Husband- jewer la dunga
Wife – no
Husband – car la dunga.
Wife – no
Beta so raha tha beech me bola
Meri marlo.”cycle” la dena .

4)

Sharma ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sharma,”arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus…..

5)

Women’s life is very hard – morning – wash clothes,
Noon – dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night – open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..

6)

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
“ in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhile jayege.?”

7)

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

8)

Conductor : baccha da ticket ?
lady :- esdi v ticket lagge gi kya? eh tan mera dudh chungda hai aje.
Conductor:- dudh tan ehda peo v chungda a.
To ki ohnu v free ch bitha lu

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