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Ghalib Ki Shayari Shadi Ke Bad December 23, 2010

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Mirza Galib Ne Har Baat Par Sher Kaha,
Shaadi Hui To Sher Kaha,
Ghunghat Uthaya To Sher Kaha,
Kapde Utare To Sher Kaha,
Phir Jab Tangein Uthaain To Fir Ek Sher Farmaya

“Le Aayi Phir Kahaan Par Kismat Hamain Kahan Se,
Ye To Wohi Jagah Hai Nikley they Hum Jahan Se”

Pose 69 (Joke) December 23, 2010

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Once a girl is quite fantasized about “69”. She has a regular

boyfriend they have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic

dinner.

After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do “69”.
But the Boyfriend doesn’t have any idea about what is 69.
Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to

do 69.
she asks him to lay down…and she then lays on top of him in

reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he

does as the GF tells him to do.

they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking

that He will, by the time, get excited by this.
but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart…directly on her

BF’s face.
GF quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for

some more time.

after 1 min she has to let go one another fart….this time

bigger than the previous.
The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and

yells at her..

“If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD”

Videos April 1, 2010

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Desi Spiderman

Pipni in school

Sheyars April 1, 2010

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1) lao ji sheyar suno..

meenh painda meenh painda
meenh painda vatteian te
asa ohto daal mangi
ohne kadchi maari tatteian te..

2)

gore tatte kaale tatte
puttan wangu paale tatte
fuddi marda -2 banda fuddi ch hi varr jave
je na hon vichale tatte
gore tatte kaale tatte
puttan wangu……………

3)

patt tere gol gol
mumme tere chaati kol
patt tere gol gol
mumme tere chaati kol
mint lagn 24
bacha nikle nava nakor

4)

kudi kehndi:-
hun hor ni maitho jarya janda
kardi minta terian hazaar sajna
fuddi meri nu jarr laggi janda
tu ek vaari tan maar sajna

aggon munda kehnda:-
Sande de tel di main v malish roz karda
fuddi teri laye bina hun mera v ni sarda
8 inch da lun mera dhakoonga main sara kudiye
fruit vargi fuddi teri maar maar ke banadu gara kudiye
:by ‘munda shouki gorian naaran da’

Jokes March 31, 2010

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1)

lun kehnda:   mje banda lai janda ultian sadia aa jandia

fuddi kehndi:  mje banda lai janda ultian lun diyan ho jandia, mooh sada paat janda

jhooyan kehndian: mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande saade mar jande aa

tatte kehnde : mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande jhooyan de mar jande, chapeda sanu pai jandiaya

mumme kehnde: mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande jhooyan de mar jande, chapeda tattian nu pai jandiaya, fade asi jane aa

2)

Lady – shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady – 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo
Kya lena hai…

3)

Husband – sex ho jaye ?
Wife – no
Husband- jewer la dunga
Wife – no
Husband – car la dunga.
Wife – no
Beta so raha tha beech me bola
Meri marlo.”cycle” la dena .

4)

Sharma ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sharma,”arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus…..

5)

Women’s life is very hard – morning – wash clothes,
Noon – dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night – open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..

6)

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
“ in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhile jayege.?”

7)

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

8)

Conductor : baccha da ticket ?
lady :- esdi v ticket lagge gi kya? eh tan mera dudh chungda hai aje.
Conductor:- dudh tan ehda peo v chungda a.
To ki ohnu v free ch bitha lu

Saying & Quotes March 31, 2010

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1)

sapp te fuddi jethe mile, bas maar do

2)

fuddi marda marda banda mar janda par fuddi ni mardi

3)

daal moongi di, fuddi goongi di
fuddi nurse di, duniya taras di
fudda suneyari da, ghar bimari da
lun tere bai da, lai la jina tainu chahi da

4)

jide gal ch purse, ja gasti ja nurse

5)

ghoosa putt na jamme, dhee anni gasti changi

6)

ghoose jamman kandha kabban

7)

har fuddi te kise na kise lun da naam likhya hunda a

8 )

kise lattan vadde anne naal yaari paalo, par kise bondu naal yaari na puna

9)

janani ann ton bhukhi reh sakdi a par lun ton nahi

10)

saraab te fuddi kade jhoothe ni hunde

11)

janai dine chulle agge,  raati lulle agge

12)

fuddi te samundar kade ni bharde

13)

janani sex ton baad te paper to baad ki kehndi a
bada lamba tha
10-15 aur mil jate fir theek tha
chal ho hi gya easy tha

14)

sapp da funn te bande da lun  lod vele khada hona chahida a

15)

ghora te lora jina hath feroge ona e vadooga

16)

fuddi fudooan nu paisa jhudhooan nu

17)

Math 1 te kutte da lun fasya ni niklda

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Muhavre March 31, 2010

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1) Muh vich lun pauna
meaning:- CHUP KARAUNA

2) khare lun te sota marna
meaning:- KISE DIAN UMEEDAN NU JAGA K TODNA

3) Tattey chunghna
meaning:-KISE DI KHUSHAMAD KARNA

4) Tattey gal”ch aune
meaning:-DARNAA

5) Bhain d lun deni
meaning:-KUTNA

6) Tattey dhilley chadne
meaning:-HIMMAT HARNi

7)BUND HAULI KARNI
meaning:-Khul k tatti karni

8)Bund ghasauni
meaning:-BAHUT MEHNT KARNI

9) Bund fatna
meaning:-GHABRA JANA

10) Tatean vich pani paina
meaning:-HIMAT HAR JANA

11) Mok marna
meaning:-VADA KARKE MUKRNA

12) Do var ghum k lun te vaj
meaning:-BAIZTY KARNA

Garma Garm Boliyan March 31, 2010

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1)

  • sun ni kudiye chupan walie, choop le tu mera.
  • khadi kar ke paoonga ander, kamb ju ga dil tera.
  • kudiye haan diye, Ghode warga mera.
  • kudiye haan diye, Ghode warga mera.

2)

  • Kachche vichon niklya, jismani khanda
  • do pattan wich jhoolda, jiven kaumi Jhanda
  • Subash Chander ban ke waria andar.
  • bahar aya taan gandhi ganja.

3)

  • Aaa Lunna ve tainu langoat bannah.
  • tu fudian da sardar lunna.
  • jadon andar hove taan lagen tikhi talwar lunna.
  • bahar awen taan lagen tu koi bimaar lunna.

4)

  • khote te kil mahiya.
  • khote te kil mahiya.
  • phudi mere phat ju gi
  • tu hauli hauli hil mahiya.

5)

  • chchole chchole chchole
  • fudi leni BA pass di
  • o fudi leni BA pass di
  • jehdi thale pai thank you bole

6)

  • Aari Aari Aari
  • aaj mere veerey di
  • pajii firu gi sali
  • aaj mere veerey di
  • pajii firu gi sali

7)

  • bale bale bale…..
  • ho aakh maar ke kamaad vich warh gai
  • aida ki jaroori kam si…!!!
  • ho aakh maar ke kamaad vich warh gai
  • aida ki jaroori kam si…!!!

8 )

  • bari barsi khatan gya c
  • khat ke liyande chole
  • ho 5 din hoge fuddi ni mili
  • lun kukkar wangu bole
  • hoye hoye hoye…!!!

9)

  • Kachche vichon kadya jive miyaan cho khanda
  • fuddi vich gad dita jive kaumi Jhanda
  • fuddi mare pichkaririan jive lemon thanda
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